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Friday, December 21, 2012
"Your mouth needs a diaper" & "Shut your butthole"
posted by Ganbun at 8:52 AM
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
By: Miss Oompa Omi herself
Time and date: 12/09/03 @ 7:30 p.m.
Context: Naomi talking about what Bachan is eating.
Aya: What's Bachan eating? Is it those sour gummy bears? She shouldn't eat those...
Naomi: No Aya! She's eating CUM..
Aya: WTF??!!!!
Naomi: No, I mean she's eating candy!!!!!! (freaking out....)
I was trying to say candy, but then I was gonna say gummy bear at the same time....
Aya: No, I'm just happy she's not eating CUM
Bachan: Wash-up! Wash-up! Yes Maam.
posted by Ganbun at 8:42 PM
Sunday, November 16, 2003
By: Nobu on 11/16/03 at 12:30AM
Context: Amit telling us about how he is going to India to meet possible candidates for marriage
Quote:
Nobu: So how many wives are you gonna have?
Amit: Just one.
Nobu: Oh, really?
posted by benlydmb at 12:37 AM
Friday, September 05, 2003
By: Matt Ro on 9/4/03
Context: A crazy story about this guy he met who'd done two girls -- at the same time
Quote: "Then all of a sudden, people just started getting naked, and then there was ass. Asses everwhere! Everywhere you looked, there was ass!"
posted by benlydmb at 1:18 PM
Saturday, August 09, 2003
By: Nobu on 8/9/03
Setting:Aya talking on the phone to Nobu about this girl that has the hots for him...
QUOTE:
Aya: She seems to be "boy crazy"
Nobu: What? (He couldn't really hear what Aya had said over the noisy dog barking) You think she's Boy Scout?
Aya: haha, well I guess she is a Boy Scout too.
Nobu: Uh...I don't understand, she can't be Boy Scout.
Aya: I think you've coined a new word for Boy Crazy.
Nobu: Coin?
posted by Ganbun at 11:43 AM
Sunday, June 15, 2003
By: Goh on 6/8/03
Context: Pizza dinner at the Nakamura's
Quote:
Goh's dad: "How come you never finish anything you start?"
Goh: "Well, I finished this pizza."
posted by benlydmb at 11:33 PM
Saturday, March 22, 2003
By: Nobu on 3/21/03
Setting: Bar
Quote:
Goh: "Hey man, did you dance w/the girls?"
Nobu: "No man, I don't dance...my Last Dance was Senior Prom"
Interesting note: A reliable source told me that Nobu was on the dance floor earlier dancing with a purse.
posted by Ol Man Factory at 12:35 AM
Friday, February 28, 2003
By: Thu on 2/27/03
Context: Commentary by Amit and Thu on a story I told over dinner
Quote:
Ben: "So yeah, there was this chick that got totally wasted. We were actually all really wasted. We probably shouldn't have been driving."
Amit: "Aw, man! You should've called me!"
Thu: "Why? Because there was a drunk girl there or because they needed a ride home?"
posted by benlydmb at 4:52 PM
Friday, February 21, 2003
"Ewww!!!! I think Stache has estrogen all over him!!!!"
-Naomi
context: This painfully hilarious quote is what Naomi said after Stache came home with a dirty face and red stuff (which we later realized was blood) on his chest. Naomi was trying to say that she thought Stache had anti-freeze on him from a car.....hmmmmm how did she get estrogen confused with anti-freeze?
posted by Ganbun at 3:49 PM
Sunday, February 02, 2003
By: Goh on 11/20/02
Context: Amit and Goh having a conversation about how much better V.C.'s music might be if she'd just get laid
Quote: "I wanna stand on the side of the road with a sign that says 'Will fuck for art' "
posted by benlydmb at 6:21 PM
Saturday, February 01, 2003
testing...
posted by benlydmb at 11:40 PM
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